PART-2

well starting off from where i left .......the two watch the movie like they have seen a movie in their lives.........all of a sudden she says lets go in for dinner after the movie.......
ur heart starts pounding..........like never before out of joy......
u dunno what to do , what to think......ur jus on cloud 10.5
the movie gets over .........u drop in for dinner .....u two get back home .........
on the bed with the fan hovering above u .....everything is so heavenly........everything is so damn falling into place...........the next day= sunday....also goes buy with a lot of unexpected twist and turns.........
finally the long weekend has come to an end.......u jus don seem to have come out of that mood......u start to office ........driving ur car ......ur filled with confidence ......"oh my god " u exclaim with JOY
as u enter the office ............u run down straight to ur cubicle andstart thinking about the weekend all over again..........suddenely ur called to the manager's room.....lots of things seem to run through ur mind......
then the manager's says ..........
SORRY MY FRIEND HERE'S UR" PINK SLIP"....... u exclaim "oh my god"...u jus cant believe it ........
when recession reaches ur backyard...................?
the end !!!!!!

WHEN THINGS GO YOUR WAY PART-1

how does it feel to have control one weekend with no disturbance ...not even letting god come in the way......so friday u finish with ur week and u come home prepared to take control of the next two days ........
saturday morning.....
10:00 AM- wake up
u finish up with all the stuff generally people do in the washroom.....
but the laziness is still so much within u..that u don have the power to overcome ur laziness to prepare ur coffee...(ur a bachelor, living alone with no roomies)
but u dearly want some coffee........so what do u do.....the neighbour calls u to his home to fix some repair......he then offers u some coffee when ur done with the repair there u go ur done with ur morning coffee without u preparing it
hes got a beautiful daughter whom u have been trying to impress for a very long time...and a new movie is out, and u dearly wanna take her out.....but u don have the courage to ask hert......then out of nowhere she says "hi there thanks for fixing the stuff, u free today wanna hit the theatres.....(may sound like an old indian movie)"
and there u go .......u have had two things working ur way.......u oblige and shake ur head like a duck..u jus cant believe that things are happening ur way.....
well thank god that the neighbour had something going wrong and he wanted u to fix it ....its another thing that u were the closest to him.........
will be continued.................

NO IDEA

what happens when u don have anything , nothing at all to blog about ........ur head is going bonkers wondering what to write .......u probably wanna write something , but turns out that by the time u login and start writing the idea will sound like a sily one to blog about ...but one thing i have seen is that it doesnt matter what it is ...jus keep writing ultimately one day the loads of crap u have written will turn into something not so crappy......there u go !!!!!
but life isntall that easy some people are gifted with creativity that whatever they touch becomes gold.....but some have to dig deep before they can find water ......well thats the way its supposed to be ....may be or may be not .....i dunno.... !!!!! good night ....

WHATS IN A RAISIN.....?

attracting the opposite sex has always been a sought of a pass time for the males......
some trying a lot to win over "her " with the best they can...........but only a few have been successful.......
one thing is for sure the start has to be a perfect one in any conversation that is taking place with the person u wanna impress....the take off has to be as smooth as possible.......and creative ....
i stumbled upon a few one liners ....that i thought were cute.....
like this one ..............DO U HAVE RAISINS?
THE ANSWER IS GONNA BE A "NO"
then the guy goes A DATE ??? ;-)
now that was a pretty one but im not sure if thats gonna sweep her off her feet......but that was atleast worth a try ......
another one goes like "IS UR NAME GILLETTE , BECAUSE UR THE BEST A MAN CAN GET " ..!!!!!!???
P.S= i have not had the chance to utter any of the above sentences, so don target me ....write in ur comments !!!

MADE IN INDIA

there was this article i read abt mayawati, paying more taxes than mukesh ambani......!!!!!
yeah people true.......but this was after she became the chief minister .......what was she doin before that ..she was paobably hiding below the poverty line....
well not exactly that poor ...but i guess u get the point ...
how did she become so rich.....simple build parks, statues of herself and elephants ..finish..... ur rich..........
poor fella ambani slogged it out building rifineries and factories just to become the no.2 tax payer behind mayawati............thats the power of the elephant .......
but as they say it happens only in ind-yeah....true to this ..this could possibly happen only in india.......
and one must know that there wil probably be more elephants i mean elephant statues in UP than its population ...........hurray....!!!!!
she probably found the easiest way to increase the elephant population in india ........poor fella VERAPPAN isnt alive to see this ....

MY FIRST SHOT AT BLOGGING

well blogging seems to be the only way out to beat boredom...with still more than 72 hrs to go before i meet up with ma frnds....its still a long way ...phew..
the days seems to drag on and on and on....wondering when the date will change....
but for people who know how to use their time ...well this might jus be the right time...but for people who dont ..then the only way out is to watch the match....
..........it sometimes makes u feel so void and null that on certain cases u miss the ring of the phone or the beep of a message on ur cell.....
i wonder if this is the case with me ..whats happening to people jus like me ........
...............then something clicks ur mind why not i watch some t.v .......but don rely completely on the tv......it will kill....( its only for people without set top boxes)
what a waste this STB is turning out to be....its depriving people of their freedom to have fun......well then comes the news channels with its repeat of the news its like repeating itself like we keep going to the washroom.....and the constant blah blah blah blah ..that keeps going on ......
people pls help me ........boredom is reaching dangerous levels in me ........pls save this soul.....im isuing a SOS !!!!