ONE NIGHT OF ROMANCE ....!!!

a full moon lit night, rohit had jus made one of the greatest romantic escapes with his girlfriend sarah. as planned he had crept into her house and carried her away to this romantic spot on the cliff.......she thought it was so romantic that she vowed that she would never leave him under any circumstances. and so did rohit. he had already set up the spot .....a small picnic table, flowers .....and all that would make sarah fall in this sea of romance that she would drown in it . just the two of them it was like two babies playing without any thought of whats happeneing around them, so "innocently innocent" or should i say "romantically innocent"........one should have seen how rohit was throwing the "flashes of romance" on sarah......geeee !!! it would make people jealous....

suddenely a voice fom the back screams "perfect shot", people clapping .......the whole unit was happy the scene got over in one take .....and it was time to pack up......;-)..............

ur walking down a busy lane.......lights glowing to the fullest , its like as if each one trying to outglow the other.....with so much light around u start to feel happier inside .......suddenly the lips start sync with the words in ur heart......the brightness around have made ur heart lighter and the words of the song heavy....u reach ur destination...its just ten steps on the top.....u take the first step and the songs keep changing constantly.......u reach the fourth step and all of a sudden ur on the fifth step and the lights "go off" !!

u stand still for a few seconds.......ur shadow has vanished in a flash........u climb up catching the railing by the side..........the songs have stopped .....the lips are tight .....its as though .........well there are many things that fit the description but i jus cant figure out which one to choose .......!!

THE I-POD STALKER

The town of Knoxville was known for its serene atmosphere, this town was situated on a ridge surrounded by pine trees. One of the sought after places for people whose life ran on the pension they received. The northern end of the town was always bustling with activity, for the mall was situated there. This town lay on the highway connecting two important cities so there was no dearth for commodities, anything u name and Knoxville had it. Bellamy’s the renowned electronic goods shop had jus opened its store in knox for a rousing reception from the locals.
That year the i-pod was selling like hot cakes and it was a rage. The store manager was the happiest man in town as the sales of the i-pod was rising, his promotion was imminent. His son on the other hand had a strong dislike to
i-pods for reasons known only to him and the almighty. But it was something he didn’t reveal to anybody but kept to himself.
Days rolled on so did the sales of the i-pod, on a wet Sunday night mrs.sussane gave out a loud shriek, she was living on the 5th cross near the mall, she had just stumbled upon a body with stab wounds. She immeadiately dialed 911 and the paramedics were there in no time to clean up the place so did the law enforcements. Mrs.sussane was in a state of shock. The post mortem report stated the identity of the deceased as professer Adams, a professer at the Birmingham university. With no leads to the case the case went as cold as ice.
Five days from the first killing came another shocker, another body was found with the same stab wounds, this time it was a greek orthodox preacher Mr.Poisterus, he was a preacher at the local church. Knoxwille was now at the mercy of the killer. Again with no leads the case went cold. Was knox ready for another of these killings? Well knox had to get itself ready as three more of them followed. Knox was grippled with total fear now, it was literally at the killer’s mercy now. As days rolled on there were no more deaths, one fine day a young boy of thirteen entered the knox police station and confessed to the killings, his reason his hatred towards i-pods !!! on further investigation he revealed of a pattern where in he killed people whose names began with A,P,P,L,E…..well people do u seee the pattern …..it was APPLE !!! well his hatred for the company was brought in open…….

MORAL OF THE STORY- a million people may like APPLE and STEVE JOBS but one small bored mind can bring the whole thing down !!!!

PART-2

well starting off from where i left .......the two watch the movie like they have seen a movie in their lives.........all of a sudden she says lets go in for dinner after the movie.......
ur heart starts pounding..........like never before out of joy......
u dunno what to do , what to think......ur jus on cloud 10.5
the movie gets over .........u drop in for dinner .....u two get back home .........
on the bed with the fan hovering above u .....everything is so heavenly........everything is so damn falling into place...........the next day= sunday....also goes buy with a lot of unexpected twist and turns.........
finally the long weekend has come to an end.......u jus don seem to have come out of that mood......u start to office ........driving ur car ......ur filled with confidence ......"oh my god " u exclaim with JOY
as u enter the office ............u run down straight to ur cubicle andstart thinking about the weekend all over again..........suddenely ur called to the manager's room.....lots of things seem to run through ur mind......
then the manager's says ..........
SORRY MY FRIEND HERE'S UR" PINK SLIP"....... u exclaim "oh my god"...u jus cant believe it ........
when recession reaches ur backyard...................?
the end !!!!!!

WHEN THINGS GO YOUR WAY PART-1

how does it feel to have control one weekend with no disturbance ...not even letting god come in the way......so friday u finish with ur week and u come home prepared to take control of the next two days ........
saturday morning.....
10:00 AM- wake up
u finish up with all the stuff generally people do in the washroom.....
but the laziness is still so much within u..that u don have the power to overcome ur laziness to prepare ur coffee...(ur a bachelor, living alone with no roomies)
but u dearly want some coffee........so what do u do.....the neighbour calls u to his home to fix some repair......he then offers u some coffee when ur done with the repair there u go ur done with ur morning coffee without u preparing it
hes got a beautiful daughter whom u have been trying to impress for a very long time...and a new movie is out, and u dearly wanna take her out.....but u don have the courage to ask hert......then out of nowhere she says "hi there thanks for fixing the stuff, u free today wanna hit the theatres.....(may sound like an old indian movie)"
and there u go .......u have had two things working ur way.......u oblige and shake ur head like a duck..u jus cant believe that things are happening ur way.....
well thank god that the neighbour had something going wrong and he wanted u to fix it ....its another thing that u were the closest to him.........
will be continued.................

NO IDEA

what happens when u don have anything , nothing at all to blog about ........ur head is going bonkers wondering what to write .......u probably wanna write something , but turns out that by the time u login and start writing the idea will sound like a sily one to blog about ...but one thing i have seen is that it doesnt matter what it is ...jus keep writing ultimately one day the loads of crap u have written will turn into something not so crappy......there u go !!!!!
but life isntall that easy some people are gifted with creativity that whatever they touch becomes gold.....but some have to dig deep before they can find water ......well thats the way its supposed to be ....may be or may be not .....i dunno.... !!!!! good night ....

WHATS IN A RAISIN.....?

attracting the opposite sex has always been a sought of a pass time for the males......
some trying a lot to win over "her " with the best they can...........but only a few have been successful.......
one thing is for sure the start has to be a perfect one in any conversation that is taking place with the person u wanna impress....the take off has to be as smooth as possible.......and creative ....
i stumbled upon a few one liners ....that i thought were cute.....
like this one ..............DO U HAVE RAISINS?
THE ANSWER IS GONNA BE A "NO"
then the guy goes A DATE ??? ;-)
now that was a pretty one but im not sure if thats gonna sweep her off her feet......but that was atleast worth a try ......
another one goes like "IS UR NAME GILLETTE , BECAUSE UR THE BEST A MAN CAN GET " ..!!!!!!???
P.S= i have not had the chance to utter any of the above sentences, so don target me ....write in ur comments !!!